That's Life?

So this is it. My life. Wind howling, ears ringing, empty rooms, bruised heart. I’m fifty-three years old and my chicks have, for all intents and purposes, flown the coop. Not that they were in the coop all that much. Half the time with their dad, half the time with me. Now that they’re older, a short visit here and there. I know they love me, maybe even need me to a small degree, but I’m not essential to their wellbeing and I should be okay with that. Their independence means I’ve done my job and let’s face it, it wasn’t a job I was meant to do full-time in the first place. Some people have the mom gene. I definitely have the mama bear instinct, but the day to day machinations of motherhood? Not my strength. If it wasn’t for mac and cheese and cereal my kids would have gone hungry. Okay, that’s not completely true. I make a mean lasagna, beef stew and frittata, and am a hell of a baker, but that’s where my culinary repertoire ends. Thank god for bagged salad, frozen burritos, ravioli, and wood-grilled pizza crusts. Apples with peanut butter. Charcuterie. We do a mean charcuterie board in this house.

Being a mom isn’t all about healthy, home cooked meals, though, is it? I have to remind myself of that. My kids still snuggle up to me on the couch to watch a movie. Two of my three kids share my passion for history and politics. All three caught my travel bug. And they’re good humans. I think that may be my biggest accomplishment. They care about people, are sensitive, intelligent, strong and kind. They don’t let people shit all over them, but are compassionate. Some may call them bleeding heart liberals (my son would strongly oppose that description, but it’s true honey!); a badge of honor in my opinion. It sure beats the alternative. I could have raised self-serving, greedy assholes, but I didn’t and they aren’t.

I feel too much and too little. Most days are tedious, filled with mundane tasks. Grading papers, creating lesson plans, attending meetings, trying to get my students excited about learning. When I’m not in my classroom trying to mold the minds of teenagers, I sit in my living room, on my comfy couch that bears the indent of my ass, and mindlessly watch television. Doesn’t really matter what. Documentaries, crime shows, rom coms (though I draw the line at reality television). Watching the news is far too stressful so I read it instead.

I alternate between staring blankly at one screen with doomscrolling on another. Sucked into the black hole of social media, bemoaning the fate of my country, wishing there was something more I could do to save it. I won’t try to hide my disdain for the current administration any longer. No, I see it as my patriotic duty to call out the unconstitutional acts these fucking monsters commit on a daily basis. But I do this in a vacuum. Who am I in the grand scheme of things? I’m nobody. Of my roughly five hundred Facebook “friends” and Instagram followers, a sum total of maybe two dozen people seem to give a shit that we’re hurtling toward fascism and the loss of our basic rights. Or maybe the rest are too afraid to speak out? If so, the masses have been muzzled in record time. Trump and Musk are doing Putin/Hitler proud.

When I was younger, I thought I’d be…more. I thought I’d make a difference in this world, but it looks like it’s my kids who are left with that task. They have more courage than I had at their ages. More self-respect. More confidence. They honestly don’t give a fuck what others think of them and god, I respect them for it. It wasn’t until my forties I reached that level of self-awareness. Even now I find myself trying to please my father. I had given up on that relationship at some point. Believed it was dead and gone. But then my mother and brother were literally dead and gone and I thought maybe, just maybe, he’d care enough to try to know me. Try to be my dad again. But he didn’t and it hurt, just as it always did. So I thought I’d let it go, accept that though he was present on this earth, he wouldn’t be part of my life.

Then I remembered, he’s seventy-eight years old and won’t be here forever. And whenever I think of him dying, I’m seized with panic. What if I don’t ever have a relationship with him? Will I regret not calling him? Not trying harder? I don’t want to live with remorse, as I do with my mother and brother, so I’ve been giving it this one last effort.

My dad is not a bad person. I know he loves me in his own way, but he has never fought for me and I still don’t understand why. I know I’m a strong cup of tea, not to everyone’s taste, but aren’t parents predisposed to protecting their offspring? There’s nothing my children could do that would cause me to stop fighting for them. To abandon them, to give up. I used to feel like an alien in my own family, even as a child. I had a map of the world in my room with pins in it of all the places I wanted to visit (I still have it in my basement), eager to explore new places and cultures. I loved to perform and sing in front of crowds and dreamed of moving to New York City, seeing my name up in lights. And when I did miraculously make that move, it took me less than a year to realize I wasn’t pretty or talented enough to make it in show biz. And I was left wandering around in the dark, trying to figure out my place in the world.

I would catch my father looking at me, bewildered. Where did this creature come from? Why isn’t she satisfied with small town life, with a small-town job, and small-town dreams?  Why was I into theater and activism instead of cheerleading and bulimia? Why couldn’t I marry an ordinary guy, settle down in town, have 2.5 kids and a dog? I don’t know why that life didn’t appeal to me, but I did try. After I gave up my unrealistic dreams of fame and fortune, I became a history teacher (same as dad), had three kids (one out of wedlock, shame!), married and divorced a narcissist, and stayed in Rhode Island. It’s been an existential struggle almost every day, knowing the life I’m leading is not one of my own choosing.

So I retreated and have been living on a weird little island of a thousand people, virtually cut off from civilization from October through May, for almost nine years. Unknowingly, I created a situation that further isolated me from family. It’s easy to forget the outside world exists on this island. I think that’s why people move here. My mom died two years into this self-imposed exile and I hardly saw her during that time. I love my mother. I hope she knows that. My brother died over two years ago, my only sibling, my twin, and I avoided him for many reasons while he was alive, most of them selfish and deeply regrettable. I’d give anything for one of his rambling phone calls now. I love and miss him so much.

Dad is the only person left in my immediate family, besides my children. But he has another family and has had for thirty-five years. Not his blood, but that doesn’t matter. Nor should it, I guess. My step-sisters have been more like daughters to him than I ever was. They live close by, they are always at each other’s houses. They spend holidays together, the holidays I’m not invited to because of perceived slights I wasn’t aware of until it was “too late” and am now tasked with repairing. We deal with things in our own ways, and they choose to shut down and ignore. I’m more of a ‘let’s hash this shit out’ kind of person, but whatever. It is what it is.

So, I have a choice. My dad would like me to keep reaching out to them so we can “bring the family back together.” He said that to me on the phone last night and I had to laugh. I said, “Dad, it would be nice if my father told them he wanted me to be present.” His response? Not a vociferous Of course I want you there, Jayne! It was “Baby steps, Jayne. One step at a time.” That hurt. And yes, I’m crying. Do I keep reaching out and continue feeling hurt, on rinse and repeat with the hope that one day they “forgive” me…or lose my last chance to know my dad? I’ve chosen the rinse and repeat approach for now, for as long as I can take it. But it won’t last forever. A person can only take so much. One day I’ll stop, but at least I’ll know I’ve given it my best shot.

In the meantime…therapy. Lots and lots of therapy. I want to one day be in a healthy loving relationship (wouldn’t that be nice?) and I know my issues with my father are the rotting root of the reason I keep picking the wrong men. Why I spend years alone, then spend years with someone who doesn’t quite fit. Years of my life, decades, spent in either monastic solitude or trying to shave off pieces of myself to fit into a puzzle I should probably want, but don’t. I read a quote this week. “You don’t meet the people you love, you recognize them.” That struck a chord with me. I don’t want to force myself to feel anything, I want to recognize the people I love. And for that, I need to be patient.

I live a strange existence. I know I do.    

The island of misfit toys is real, I’m here, and while others create a life for themselves on this three by seven mile piece of rock in the middle of the Atlantic, I haven’t. Not really. I’m comfortable in my little (rented) house, so much so I hardly leave it anymore, hence the ass dent in my relatively new, rather expensive couch. I’m so done with this place, yet feel trapped. If I could hop in my car and drive off this island right now, I would, probably toward the Canadian border. But the boats aren’t running today so unless I grow a set of wings or close my eyes and wish my way onto the mainland, it ain’t happening. The only escape from this place I see in my future is a move to another country. Italy is calling me home, the land of my ancestors. Is that more dreaming on my part or the best move I could possibly make? I guess time will tell.

I’m sick of living in fear. I know that’s not how people perceive me. I’m tough. Nothing gets under my skin. Fuck the patriarchy! But just because a person lives an untraditional life, holds their chin up and doesn’t wilt under pressure doesn’t mean they haven’t operated from the point of fear. I’m afraid of change while craving it. When I divorced my ex-husband, I left with nothing and financial security has been more of a dream than a reality since. I’m afraid of giving up a secure job, though I’m burnt out. I’m afraid of losing healthcare, my pension, benefits. I’m afraid I’ll die in this house (particularly on a Friday) and no one will notice I’m gone until I’m missing from work Monday morning. I’m terrified of losing my memory or getting the disease that ultimately killed my mother. Such a horrible, painful way to go.

I’m afraid of dying having never fully lived. That’s why I travel so much. I’m trying to see as much of the world as I can while I’m healthy enough to enjoy it, a race against a clock that ticks by faster every year. There is more sand on the bottom of the hourglass than what remains above and that scares the shit out of me.

I look around my cozy house full of books, photos and knickknacks, and all I see is stuff that will be picked over when I’m gone. Who will take my books? My jars of sea glass? My political button collection? The photo albums and jewelry? The Christmas ornaments and record albums? More clothes than anyone should rightfully own? My mismatched dishes, some antique glassware I inherited from my mother and grandmothers? My ancient teddy bear? The stupid DVDs I never watch and CDs I never listen to? My arts and craft tools in the basement I never use? My fucking wedding dress and veil? They’re so beautiful, simple, elegant and timeless. Will they end up at Goodwill?

Will anyone care that I spent so much time collecting these items? Is that what life is reduced to in the end? Stuff?

I should be rewriting the book I’ve been working on forever. My novels will last long after I’m gone. Instead I’m writing this think piece on aging and parental relationships, a journal entry I’ll release into the ether. Maybe it will reach people who need to read it, maybe not. Does it matter in the end? I feel better having purged it, maybe that’s enough? After all, I’m nobody to most of the world, but somebody to a select few (particularly those who call me Mom). I love you, kiddos, more than words can ever express. And maybe, in the end, that’s life.

The Hamster Wheel

I had goals this summer. This was supposed to be the “Summer of Jayne.” I was going to get back into shape (nope), finish my book (nope), eat healthy (nope). I didn’t do anything I planned to do, but it wasn’t a bad summer. I had a lovely vacation in Ireland, flat tires and all. Spent lots of quality time with my daughters (by quality, I mean they were here, we watched movies and I made them food), a little time with my friends (they were here, we went to the beach and they made me food). I worked on my book and progress was made (better than nothing), got rid of a bunch of junk in the house and ordered some new furniture (someday it’ll even get delivered to this flipping island).

School starts tomorrow and I’m sick to my stomach contemplating the big leap onto the hamster wheel. The school year feels like that much of the time, running in circles and getting nowhere. Or maybe it’s two steps forward, three steps back? Pick your cliché.

Teaching is all consuming. My days are structured into 47 minute juggling acts, no two alike. Ever. Unlike mainland teachers, I teach five grade levels every day (vs 2-3) with five different preps (vs 2-3). It’s fucking hard and those ADHD meds are absolutely necessary for my easily distracted brain to function on a daily basis. I bust my ass. And (this is the part that scares me) once I’m in the groove, I don’t notice the passage of time. From Monday – Friday, school is my life. And it’s not healthy. At all.

I need boundaries. I’ve set up a few in my personal life, I need them professionally as well.

This year has to be different. I can’t let another year slip by completely dominated by school. I can’t crawl through the door at four-thirty, too tired to take a walk or cook, curl up on the couch and stare at a television screen. I want to LIVE, not exist. I’ve given everything to this job. Sometimes I wonder, what has it given me? A paycheck? Health insurance? A retirement package (when I reach 70)? Those are big things and I’m not poopooing them. I lived without financial security for years and it sucked. But money isn’t everything.

Bigger picture? I’ve impacted the lives of students, my work is meaningful, I’m never bored (unless I’m at a faculty meeting or professional development), and I get more vacation time than most. I have to keep reminding myself…what I do changes lives. But my goal this year is balance. I have to balance the energy I give to my work with the energy needed to improve the quality of my life.

I’ll be lucky to get twenty winks tonight. I haven’t set up my classroom nor planned this week’s lessons. So what am I doing to ease my anxiety and prepare myself for what lies ahead? Exactly what I said I don’t want to do once school begins; sitting on a couch, watching television, wasting time, praying this year won’t be like every other year.  

Good lord, give me strength! I need a bottle of Pepto and some Xanax with a side dish of motivation. Pronto.

 

Rock Bottom

“I’ve hit rock bottom.” That phrase means something different to everyone. Some people, maybe even the majority, associate rock bottom with addiction and that’s one variety. If someone had asked me what rock bottom looked like twenty-five years ago, I would have said it was being a single mother on food stamps. Walking into the DHS office and filling out those forms so I could make sure my baby was fed and had medical insurance, looking at all of the other single mothers, people society deemed as moochers and lazy bottom feeders…I realized I would be seen as one of ‘them’ and it was one of the most humbling experiences of my life. I wasn’t there because I was lazy (and neither were ninety-eight percent of the women in that room by the way). I was getting my teaching certification, going to school at night, taking care of my son, babysitting for two lovely families, shuttling their kids to private schools, working as a hostess two nights a week, student teaching, essentially…busting my ass to survive. And I did. I survived my first true rock bottom.

Then I landed a teaching job, bought a house and was a pretty happy single mom for a few years. I was off welfare, gainfully employed and taking care of my physical and mental health. My son was one happy little boy with a village of loving people helping me raise him. I had great friends and went out dancing, saw bands at the Blues Café. Went on trips to London and San Francisco. I was turning thirty and loving life. I’d arrived. The only thing I could imagine making my life any better was falling madly in love with someone who was madly in love with me.

Be careful what you wish for!

When I was thirty-one, I did indeed meet a man who swept me off my feet and married him less than a year later. I went from being a single mom with a few nickels to rub together to a married woman of means. Glitch? He was abusive and is probably the most controlling man on the planet. A toxic narcissist of the first order. What’s the expression? Marry in haste, repent at leisure? I’ve been repenting for over twenty years though the ink dried on the divorce papers a decade ago. And the repenting ain’t over yet. We have two children together. I’ve got about three solid years of repenting left…seven, max.

I saw the red flags before I said ‘I do’ but ignored them. To this day, I’m not sure why. Was it because I was in my thirties and thought I should be married? Or because he was more into me than any man had ever been? I was used to male attention, but not his intense adoration. He moved across the country to be with me after knowing me a week. Hello! Bright blood red flag! Was it the financial security he provided? The diamond earrings he bought me? The trips he whisked me away on? The fancy shoes and clothes and first class plane rides? I never believed I was shallow, but looking back, maybe I was?  

For a few months, I believed I was actually in love and perhaps I was? But some part of me knew it wasn’t right. He wasn’t right. Those red flags were everywhere and impossible to ignore, and believe me, I tried. Desperately. In the days leading up to our wedding every part of me revolted, the thought of getting married (I couldn’t admit at the time) to him made me physically ill. I’m talking literally sick! And still I ignored my instincts. I was hopped up on all sorts of medication at my wedding and could only focus on getting through the day.

Jesus, Mary and Joseph! Talk about short-sighted! What about the rest of my life? What about my son’s life? I don’t think I’ll ever forgive myself for dragging my boy into that unhealthy situation. I didn’t listen to my gut and we both paid the price.

I hit more rock bottoms than I can count during our marriage. From abuse-related trauma to post-partum depression to marital infidelity to my last stand. I’m intimately related with rock bottom. In the book I’ve been writing, I finally delve into these dark issues, so I won’t recount them here. Let’s just say every day spent married to him brought with it a fresh hell.

I’m not looking for pity. I made my bed and I paid the price. Insert whatever cliché that comes to mind here. But I’m an expert at making ‘lemonade’ and came out of that marriage stronger than ever.

My point is this: rock bottom isn’t a place people hit once, and it looks different every time you plummet. My mother’s death was another rock bottom, which was only surpassed by my brother’s passing last summer.

And now? My latest rock bottom. I hate writing these words because they sound so trivial in comparison to my other rock bottoms, but it doesn’t feel trivial. It feels massive, intense and consuming. I’m talking about weight and age, ladies and gentlemen. Having recently broken through the fog of grief, I looked in a mirror and found a much older lady staring back at me. A chubby older lady. I thought (hoped) I was imagining it, but I’m not. I received proof positive last night in the form of several photographs from a cookout I attended…and promptly broke down in tears.

What the fuck happened to me? I wasn’t this old and fat in February. I looked pretty good in the pictures from my trip to Italy! What happened? How? Why? I know I’m in the throes of menopause but come on! Haven’t I been through enough? I’ve survived so much worse and THIS is what’s going to knock me down for the count?

Last night I was inconsolable, the pain was fresh and real. Weight is a battle I’ve fought my entire life, but I’ve felt good the past five years. Now? I don’t want to go anywhere or do anything. I want to crawl into a cocoon and wait until a miraculous transformation occurs and I emerge a gorgeous butterfly. Fuck! I hate myself for writing this, for thinking these things. How contrary they are to the lessons I’ve taught my children and students!  

I can repeat these words until the cows come home: I am not my age or weight. My worth is not defined by these things. But dear god, it hurts. I haven’t cried this hard in a long time.

So, yeah, this is my newest version of rock bottom. My only consolation given my vast experience dwelling here, is that once you hit bottom, the only direction left to go is up. I know what I have to do and it’s going to suck. Deprivation, single-minded focus, diligence, routine, blah blah blah. I’m tired of climbing mountains. But it has to be done because I really want this to be the last rock bottom I ever hit.

Fingers crossed.

 

 

 

Modified Diet

What I’d like to write about today is far too incendiary. I wouldn’t want anyone to stroke out or have a nervous breakdown. So I’ll simply say this; cake is delicious. My relationship with cake has been complicated, this is true. I’ve spent a great deal of time trying to figure out the nuances of my connection with this particular baked good. Cake is enticing and has a lot to offer. The taste, texture and aroma of a good cake can overpower a person who has been deprived of sweets for many years.

Sometimes cake tells you what it thinks you want to hear. For instance, you won’t gain a pound if you eat the whole damned cake. Everyone knows that’s a pipe dream! You’ll gain a shit ton of weight if you eat more than a slice, day after day after day. I understood this, but shoveled it down whole anyways. I ate the entire cake instead of being honest with myself; I can only handle a slice at a time. I packed on pounds I couldn’t afford and carried around that weight for too long.

But what is life without cake? Is it an either or situation? Every problem has a solution and there is indeed an antidote to this complex equation.

I don’t have to cut cake out of my diet entirely. My relationship with cake can change if we’re both willing to redefine the parameters. I’ve done my part by establishing boundaries, setting limits and controlling how much I eat. Cake, in turn, has changed up its ingredients and produced a new variation that’s organic and unassuming. It scraped off the rich sugary icing and no longer overwhelms the senses. As an added bonus, cake finally recognizes its value and won’t let just anyone take a bite.

I now have a more honest relationship with cake and am happy to once again partake of a slice on this new modified diet.

*this is a work of fiction; any resemblance to actual individuals or events is purely coincidental